Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Black Bean and Sweet Potato Tacos

Alright, I promised I would put this recipe out by internet means. Here we go.

The basic idea here is that you want to make a paste that tastes good, put it in a tortilla with some cheese, and then eat it. I'm pretty sure this is a fundamental human desire.

Ingredients:
  • Two sweet potatoes.
  • One yellow onion or sweet onion. Either works.
  • One of the big cans of black beans. Not the sixteen ounce ones, the jumbo cheap goya ones.
  • 3 or so cloves of garlic.
  • A substantial amount of olive oil.
  • Salt, cumin, maybe some chili powder, figure it out yourself why don't you?
Also:
  • Cheddar cheese
  • Tortillas

So this is real easy. In fact, you can probably tell what's going to happen just by looking at the ingredients list.
  1. Chop everything up. Mince the garlic, chop the onion into strips, sweet potatoes into little cubes (centimeter and a half?). Fryable size.
  2. Fry it in olive oil. Garlic first, till brown, then add the onions, till soft. Then the sweet potatoes, till they get tender but not mushy. Keep adding olive oil throughout, preferably an excessive amount.
  3. Pour in the black beans, juice and all. Bring it to a simmer. Heat down, just enough to keep it simmering.
  4. Go grate some cheese. Come back and stir the bean thing with a spatula occasionally. You want to hit the point where the beans start breaking open and letting their goop out. It'll turn into a nice blobby mass, which if you've put in enough olive oil will basically not stick to the walls of the pan at all. Like I said, a lot of olive oil.
  5. Somewhere during that last step, spice it. Add cumin. Add salt. Add whatever else you're into.
  6. You thought that was enough cumin and salt, but you were wrong. Add more.
  7. Have I mentioned that cumin has been scientifically proven to cure depression, gonorrhea, and amputation? More.
  8. Take it off, let it cool. Eat it in a tortilla with cheese.
  9. Put the rest in the fridge, clean up.
  10. Wait twelve hours.
  11. Fart copiously and joyously.
You're welcome.

2 comments:

  1. Yo, so I made a funny little variation on this recipe the other day.

    Try adding (as I did), other things that are currently in your fridge to the saucy paste.

    I added:

    1. Half a jar of the salsa in my fridge
    2. Spinach
    3. Carrots

    Turned out totally tasty. I like combining it with quinoa if I don't have tortillas. For vegans, just don't add the cheese! It's still rockin'

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  2. I especially like step #11 and am a world-renowned expert in it.

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